You know what really burns my biscuits? Efforts to rebrand reality. Alternative facts are nothing new, we just used to call them “lies” or “falsehoods.” By definition, a fact is a thing that is indisputably the case. Indisputably. By definition, indisputably is in such a way that it cannot be challenged or denied. Not to be all Get to the Bunker Betsy, but let’s not make Orwell into a prophet by embracing a doublethink Gary Busey break from reality mentality. The truth is out there in the form of quantifiable observations that are not up for debate. Burnt biscuits never killed anyone, but that mindfuck minefield might make truthiness into child’s play.