i want to be the girl with the most cake
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I was wearing a filthy, grease spotted blue uniform with a neckerchief that had achievement pins all over it. I had on a headset with a microphone. I had pink hair down to the middle of my back. I was a supervisor. I was arrogant, I could run that place, and fuck you [...]
We don’t have cable until tomorrow (in THEORY, Dish Network…), so we had to watch the debate at the bar. When we got there we asked Andy to put it on another screen with closed captioning, and as soon as it hit the TV, everyone else in the room started chanting to get it on all [...]
