Who’s four people away from being done Christmas shopping? THIS GUY. I’m an animal. And for any of you who remember my years on Long Island, THE COOKIE FACTORY IS BACK IN BUSINESS this year. So expect some.
Hey guys, remember that episode where Homer invents the Electric Hammer?
Awesome-o.
Alan’s jumping out of a plane today. Please [...]
Posts Tagged ‘alaska’
ready for this
bastards on parade
I am trying to take the blows with gentle good humor and grace.
Then, after washing, vacuuming, and scrubbing every surface in my car, I decided I couldn’t smell the air freshener I had recently employed to mask the dog-smell. So I turned down the music, because I thought for the briefest of instants that it [...]
jambaroo
So some guy was yelling stuff at the gas station today because we still have Alaska license plates. They yell stuff like “warm enough for ya?” and “long way from home!”. Whatever. This guy apparently used to live there, though, which blew my plan to engage him in mine and Alan’s little joke…
When I was [...]
unrequested fission surplus
I decided not to blog yesterday because the one I wrote in the morning was hideously dramatic about my state of affairs – the no job thing makes me feel worthless, the fact that Leesville has ONE FILTHY ROAD on which 1/3 of the buildings are vacant, 1/3 of them are fast food restaurants and [...]
two years.
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I was wearing a filthy, grease spotted blue uniform with a neckerchief that had achievement pins all over it. I had on a headset with a microphone. I had pink hair down to the middle of my back. I was a supervisor. I was arrogant, I could run that place, and fuck you [...]
discount plywood
National Geographic posted this article about the fifty best places to live.
I would like to note that San Francisco is sixth! Yay. Also, why is Girdwood on there? Since when does anyone care about Alaska? I’ve been there, and I didn’t see anything but a ski resort. Huh?
Not to mention that the people who live in [...]
