our fabulous friend Joe posted these on Alan’s wall. Captions his. I’m dying. DYING.
Posts Tagged ‘alan’
i’ll just submit this instead of my paper that’s due
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// Yesterday, i had written some pissy Alanis Morissette-style post about how miserable I am because I have strep and how hard I’ve worked, and the past 6 months of being sick/broken undid everything and blah blah FRICKEN BLAH, and today I deleted it instead of editing it, because ya know what? 6 [...]
i’m super, thanks for asking.
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So i don’t want to make this seem like an announcement, because I don’t think it’s something so out of the ordinary that it needs it’s own proclamation.
However, i find it pretty exciting, and i know it will generate A SHIT TON of presumptions /assumptions /criticism /congratulations /disgust /admiration /_______________ , whether or [...]
the hubs begs a moment of your time
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// my husband would like to know what you all think about his goatee. Please feel free to be PAINFULLY HONEST, because I HATE it, mostly because i think people with designer facial hair are self-obsessed assholes. Evidence: Adam Sandler, Spock, the existence of this thing, and the fact that he needs the internet to [...]
Alan the Artist
We went through EVERYTHING we own this weekend, tossing, donating, etc. We were leafing through Alan’s VERITABLE MOUNTAIN of art stuff, and we came across the comic he made while he was in Iraq, and I thought I’d post it here. Or, at least, the ones that are easy to understand if you’re not actually [...]
QODs
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// Courtesy of Alan:
1) “THERE IS A KARMIC BLACK HOLE surrounding our carport.”
2) (while watching Mary Poppins, scene where she flies in) “AAHH! It’s Julie Andrews! Here to destroy us all!”
The funny never stops. Just got back from mandatory fun. Pictures tomorrow.
