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this is happening:

You purchased 2 tickets to:
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Conan O’Brien
Nob Hill Masonic Auditorium, San Francisco, CA
Thu, Apr 22, 2010 08:00 PM
Order for: AMY
Seat location: section 6 BAL, row E, seats 18-20
Total Charge: US $ 148.00

YEEEEESSSS!

on FB

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// I described the doctor coming to my apartment thusly, via status update:
Amy [redacted]: a nice man came to my apartment and left with several of my bodily fluids.
All in good fun. I received, some hours later, in my inbox, this message, from a person I do not know:
Wow…. Wow
Between You and Tom Riggs
March [...]

i’m thinking of becoming an arsonist.

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// i should have fucking known yesterday would be a shitshow after Monday’s all-day giggle fest-o-rama. We were doing stupid shit like laundry and grocery shopping, yet at more than one point we laughed until we cried. The hardest over a variation on the “your refrigerator is running” joke. We just have so damn [...]

Why I heart IAVA and YOU SHOULD TOO.

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// Oh man, sorry for the slag you guys, I’ve been exam-ing, and paper-ing, and all sorts of schoolin’. BUT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT:
I’ve been meaning to pimp IAVA.org. If you’re a veteran, or will be at any point in the future, you need to hook up with these guys. IAVA is an amazing [...]

babycakes

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// ya know, I did a presentation on the men’s movement. I learned a lot about the issues with which men struggle. Having had a father who both raised me by his lonesome while I was young AND remained extremely involved throughout the rest of my life, I feel I have a somewhat unique [...]

I’ll take the physical challenge

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// I didn’t tell you guys about Bernal Heights! Last Monday it was SUPER DUPER nice, and Alan convinced me to go check out Bernal Heights, which is this awesome-o little neighborhood just tucked away in the South-East corner of the world. It’s at the tippity-top of a big giant hill you can basically [...]

some recents

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today should be a fun day at work

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You’re welcome to participate!

a tale of Old Spice

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// Every other fucking day there’s a CLOUD i can see ANYwhere in the sky from my apartment, I’m all BETTER NOT TAKE THE BIKE, TUT TUT, LOOKS LIKE RAIN.
Today, I’m like, FORGET IT, it’s gotten sunny every day this week when it was supposed to rain, and GUESS WHO’S SOAKED:
On a completely unrelated [...]

in case you haven’t had your daily acid trip yet

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// enjoy this Major Lazer video that I just watched about 50 times in a row.

Also, it’s almost Friday.

surprise days off are the best days off!

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// ask the universe, and ye shall receive, suckas!
er, not that I wanted my professor to get sick. That is, I mean… feel better, Dr. H.

the world is doing that thing again. I have a presentation on Friday, an exam on Monday, a paper on Wednesday, I’ll be off 2 hours later than usual this saturday, I’m working tonight, and Friday I have to both go in to school early and leave later.
Today I forgot COMPLETELY I had to go [...]

i got new

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today. They’re sorta like my old glasses, only much more expensive.
The “let’s-see-how-they-fit” guy at Hyperoptics was SO. dreamy. 6′ – something, chiseled.. and all touching my face to see if they were straight going “oh, what a great color on you! You have the perfect face for these frames!”. Swoon.
It’s a good lookin’ [...]

things and things

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// I’m sorry you guys, I know you’re way ultra tired of me pimping my flickr, but I’m just having too damned much fun. I JUST WANT TO TAKE PICTURES. Allll the time.

How obnoxious is it that I’m posting B&Ws now? I KNOW, RIGHT? WHO DO I THINK I AM?
No, but check out that [...]

Homer, that’s your solution to everything: to move under the sea.

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// Top three reasons I love having this blog:

Every day, no matter what happens in my life, I have to tease away the funny bits and present them to the world. Believe it or not, this has kept me saner day-to-day than any other quasi-attempts at mental health I have EVER. made. In yo’ [...]