EWWWW I HATE THIS THING.
Also, I have a drink for y’all: 1 part Butterscotch Schnapps, 1 part Bailey’s (or similar), 1 part Whiskey. In mine, a smidge more whiskey.
Since it’s essentially a buttery nipple, only served over ice, and WITH WHISKEY, Alan’s been calling it (you guessed it) A BUTTERY ALAN, which is pretty fantastic. It tastes like whiskey pudding. DO IT.
Start ordering them at the bars. I thought another acceptable name would be the “buttery cowboy”, since apparently a “cowboy cocktail” is made of whiskey and cream.
Also, since I didn’t want to sound like an idiot, I searched the ingredients on the web and could not find another drink with the same ingredients. Though I refuse to believe that I’m the first person to ever think of this.
Does whiskey improve that thing? cause a robot made to look like a baby and act like a baby needs something to make it better.
agree. at least whiskey makes me hate it less. i bet i could make it my baby slave.
Robot babies are creepy… However, robot cars are awesome.
Hulu has a Nova episode abut robot cars. Whiskey is definitely an improvement since you can drink as much of it as you like and the robot cars drive themselves.
what would you do with a baby slave? make it cry for you all day, poop in its pants and eat all your food only to subsequently throw it up? god i wish i had a baby slave to do that stuff for me
WHAT WOULDN’T I DO. I want to push it around in a stroller and introduce it to swooning mothers. I can rip the blanket off and watch them wail with terror. And then I’ll walk away, dead behind the eyes with a vacant smile on my face, LAUGHING MANIACALLY.
Japan is going to take the world over with its army of robot babies. Yes, the robot baby Amy linked to is creepy. This robot baby will fuck you and your whole town up.
I wish I could delete the comments I fuck up.
Robot Baby
Okay, yeah, that’s terrifying. But I think the prospect of it being baby-sized is much creepier.